He walks with swagger like a champ,

With his mind set on the prize;

But now hes known as a man tramp

Filled with nothing but a sex drive;

Hes a lady's man like lord byron,

although his wife beat him with his own 9 iron

His teeth are missing his eye is black;

He now no longer leaves his house,

Who would have thought that tiger woods could lay down all this smack;

and keep this secret life of his as quiet as a mouse

and we a sure don't know when he's going to comeback,

but as for now he's lost his spouse.